>you cringe in agony as your hooves burn up behind you
>fuck
>you totally forgot about your injury in the heat of the moment
>the adrenaline rush must have blocked the pain out
>again
>fuck, your body hates you
>you lean up against the table
>The Princess and Steep Steel both give you odd looks
>Jarboe coughs again from under the table
"O-Oh, Jarboe can join too, right?"
>Celestia looks at Steel, and he nods
>"Sure, why not. The more the merrier!"
>you smile painfully
"Excuse me for a moment."
>you drop underneath the table, reeling in pain
>Jarboe is on top of you in an instant
>but this is not for sexy times
>she's pissed
>"Anon, the fuck? I thought this was going to be our time!"
>she's sitting on your sprained hooves unintentionally
>you expected that to hurt like fuck
>but her frosty buns feel pretty lovely on your fucked fetlocks
>basically, like ice
>reducing the swelled
>neat!
>she cocks an eyebrow, her face still screwed up in an expression of annoyance
>"Well? What do you have to say for yourself?
"Well, I thought it would be hot if we joined in!"
>Jarboe groans
>"Anon?"
"Yeah?"
>"Are you by any chance a 14 year old?"
>fuck
>she rekt you
"W-Well, I mean..."
>she sighs, and looks away from you
>you start to feel guilty
>this kind of was your date after all
"Look, do you wanna get in on that action? Because if you don't want to, I won't..."
>you trail off
>she sighs again
>"Look, we'll do this now, alright? But you owe me. You owe me BIG."
>you nod
>you give her a little hug
"Thanks, Jarboe. You're the best. I promise, I'll do whatever you ask me to to make up for this!"
>she grins
>"Anything?"
"W-Well, I mean, as long as it doesn't kill me..."
>Jarboe chuckles darkly
>"Oh, we'll see, Anonymous. We shall see."
>you gulp nervously
"You'll want your blindfold on, of course..."
>you wrap it around her eyes, tying it securely
>you crawl out from under the table, Jarboe following you
>well
>you ain't no barbarian
>not leading an effectively blind mare to the golden gates of paradise
>you've got manners
>you are a gentlecolt
>your neck fur bristles, and your phantom phedora tips all by itself
"Here, hold on to my tail..."
>you guide her out safely from under the table
>admittedly, not the most impressive of feats
>but hey
>you're trying to be a good guy
>one might even say
>a nice guy
>*tipping intensifies*
>you're out before the couple on the table
>Celestia smiles down at you two
>"Do you need a helping hoof? I see you're both incapacitated, in one way or another."
"Y-Yes please, your highness."
>Princess Celestia's horn sparks, and the two of you are lifted into the air
>"Where would you two like to go?"
>you turn to Jarboe
"Want Princess duty?"
>"Sure. Never got up and personal with Celestia anyway."
>you cringe
>such brash, casual language about your princess
>Celestia's smile couldn't be wider, however
>"And I myself have not been close to one of my sister's subjects for quite some time. What do you call yourself?"
>"Jarboe," Jarboe answers curtly.
>fuck bitch
>have some respect
>"Well, Jarboe, I would be happy to take you into my, shall we say, sunny rays for a little while."
>"The sun hurts my eyes," Jarboe states plainly
>Oh shit zigger
>what are you doing
>"Oh, well that's all very and good, because I was speaking about performing cunnilingus upon you."
>Jarboe chuckles
>Steel and you share a nervous laugh
>"And where would you like to go, Anonymous?"
"Well, Steel did want me to have my way with him, so I would like to be put behind him, p-please..."
>she sets you down behind Steel, your back laying on his, your back legs curled up on the end of the table
>she sets Jarboe on her chest, the threstrals legs spread and facing open at the Princess's muzzle
>Jarboe's head is lying under Steel's, her mane tickling his chest
>a thought occurs to you
>if Steel's dick is still in the princess
>you're fucking her by proxy
>you've got to bash his butt
>that kinky bastard will probably drain ever drop from his ball from the combo of your ass-mastery and Celestia's Sunspot
>you grind gently against his back
>gotta get some stimulation in order to get Anon Jr out of hibernation
>his fur is soft
>ticklish, even
>but his muscles
>shit
>Jarboe may be toned
>but Steel
>this fuck is RIPPED
>as he quivers and gently moves, you can feel the flexing of his muscles
>much more than Jarboe's
>don't mistake yourself, Jarboe's amazing
>but there is something about this muscles that make you feel...
>primal
>lube?
>lube is for stallions who haven't proven their nit and grit in the royal guard
>you lower your head down next to Steel's
>your mouth right by his ear
>you breathe heavily into it
>and it twitches, as if trying to bat away your muzzle
>and you whisper
"Bite Jarboe's neck, I'm goin' in dry."
>Anon Jr has slithered from his cave, and is hardening between Steel's fabulous flanks
>you lift your hips back as far as you can get them
>your member slides up and slaps against your belly
>it bobs back down again
>Steel's ready
>you're ready
>you thrust forward
>getting him right in the anus
>landing right on his pacific rim
>he lets out a loud noise that lies somewhere between a throaty moan and a girlish gasp
>it's warm
>much different from Jarboe, at least in terms of temperature
>and texture, too
>it's almost... rougher
>there's more muscle power in the grip, though
>much more
>Princess Celestia places her hooves on Jarboe's legs
>spreading them open just a little more
>leaning forward, she sticks her tongue out
>while you're prodding Steel's ponut, she's licking Jarboe's sweet bat pussy
>you can here Jarboe's moans start up
>getting louder and louder
>it only now occurs to you just how noisy Jarboe is during sex
>that's
>that's kinda hot
>you thrust forward gently into Steel
>gripping his sides
"S-So, Jarboe... how's the Princess's tongue work?"
>"F-Fucking..." she gasps. "This is great..."
>Celestia moves her head up, licking her lip
>"Well, I've had a lot of practice; I've had the time to try out /many/ things..."
>she moves back in on Jarboe
>small suckling noises reaching your ears as she goes to town
>you'e diamonds now
>pulling off again, a strand of saliva and Jarboe juice runs onto Celestia's chin, and extends down between Jarboe's legs
>"Ah... refreshing. Quite the taste you've got here, Jarboe. Reminds me of Luna's...
>upon hearing this, you thrust forward in surprise
>Steel lets out a throaty moan as you press forward into him, hammering his prostate
"What?"
>you and Jarboe say this simultaneously
>Celestia smiles devilishly, and chuckles
>"Well, you can't honestly expect me to have gone for so long without experimenting with her more than once."
"So wait... you've done this MORE than once?" 
>"Oh yes," Celestia says, a strange glint in her eyes. "In fact, far more than once! Before she was banished, we have quite the secret relationship."
>you
>you don't know how to feel about this
>Is incest your fetish, Anon?
>it... might actually be
>jeez, you slip down the spiral more and more every day
>"Yes, yes... why, more than once Equestrian royal family member was begat from our relationship."
"WHAT?"
>"Well, where do you think Cadance and Blueblood came from?"
"But you're both mares!"
>Celestia laughs
>"Oh, Anonymous. you've got to open your mind to the possibilities!"
>...
"WHAT possibilities?"
>"Yeah, I'm a bit confused here too," Jarboe chimes in.
>Celestia smirks
>"I think a visit to my sister to get... shall we say, first hoof experience would be a benefit to you. I'll remind her to seek you two out sometime."
>oh damn
>your boner is harder than it's ever been
>you've got a terrified erection from the prospect of meeting Princess Luna
>she's like
>fucking terrifying
>you grew up just thinking she was a myth
>a legend
>it's pretty freaky
>you've got a terrorection
>but
>it'd be best just to hide it
>you grind slowly against Steel's inner plumbing
>trying not to have an anxiety attack from the sheer overwhelming feeling over everything collapsing onto you
>you shake your head quickly
>you gotta snap out of this shit
>remember where you are
>you're fucking your best friend's asshole while the Princess you have a near-oedipal love for eats out your possible batpone gf
>you're supposed to be in heavy right now, not thinking about futadongs and incest
>that stuff can come later
>you've got to get back into it
>you need to assess if you're doing a good job
>if Steel's lookin' pleased
>if he's having a good time
>you lean your head over Steel's shoulder some more
>getting a good look at his face
>it's heavily blushed
>his mouth is agape
>and he's panting
>eyes half-lidded
>unless he's got malaria, he certainly LOOKS like he's having a good time
>he notices that your face has gotten a lot closer to his, and he turns to look at you
>giving you a half-smile through his panting, strained features
>he leans forward quickly, and kisses you sloppily on the side of your mouth
>half of his mouth gets your own
>the other half is sort of sucking on your cheek
>he pulls off, quickly
>blushing ever harder
>and mumbles something
"What?"
>"G-Go harder, Anon, please..."
>you slowly start to thrust once more
"Oh, you like it, do yah?"
>Steel nods weakly
>you thrust fast, pulling out and thrusting back in with vigor
"You want it rough?"
>another nod
>well
>he asked for it
>you lift your hips, and slam back in
>your cockhead slamming into his prostate, a loud gasp coming from his mouth
>as you pound his pony pooter, his gasps melt into Jarboe's moans
>and the slapping of your balls against Steel's flanks falls in sync with the sound of Celestia's tongue lapping against Jarboe's slit
>it's a symphony
>of sex
>it's a sexmphony
>ah, the sweet sound of music
>you slap Steel on the flank to get a bit of bass in there
>a bit higher than you expected
>but still adds a nice ring
>you look over his head at Jarboe's
>her eyes are rolled up partially into her head
>and she's blushing harder than she's ever blushed in the time you've known her
>you could almost swear that heat is radiating off of her...
>wait
>why's her
>you see the wrappings of her blindfold laying on her chest
>shit
>she must really be in heaven if she doesn't even notice the sun burning her eyes
>or maybe Celestia made it less intense
>you don't know
>all you know is that you've got a cave to explore
>and
>oh yeah
>you better believe it
>you are exploring DEEP
>you plunge forward
>your hips slapping against your friend's
>you feel yourself hit a fleshy wall
>you pull back
>and smash against it
>"Gah!"
>Steel lets out a noise that lies somewhere between a moan and a grunt
>as for you
>you're going strong
>and hard
>but every giant's gotta crash...
>you slam deeper
>and you're coasting towards the end
>you grip Steel tightly, and lean close
>right next to his ear
>breathing heavily
"G-gonna cum..."
>you feel him tense up
>clenching against your dick
>oh shit, that's the good stuff
>"P-Please, Anon... give it to me..."
>you smile, your hips thrusting faster and faster
>this is kind of uncomfortable at this pace
>what with the legs and all
>but
>you can overlook that
>cus you finna bust a nut
>and you're gonna have some good, clean, gay fun
"Oh? Y-You want it, huh?"
>Steel nods, bumping your chin slightly
>your hips grind against his
>his nice, well toned hips
"Beg for it..."
>"I-I need it! I need your cum in my ass!"
>you only now realize, as Celestia's legs raise around you two, that he was fucking her with each thrust down into himself
>you were fucking Celestia by proxy the whole time
>fucking neat!
>if you can still go after this
>you're diving into that solar ray
"Y-You do a lot of squats, Steel?"
>"What?"
"Well, your ass is just so finely toned..."
>he giggles weakly, punctuated by a moan
>"W-Well, I do a little... extra in the morning routine."
>you can't hold out for much longer
>you're gonna blow
>and by the sounds of Steel's moans
>he's gonna blow as well
>you feel your horn starting to tingle slightly as your orgasm crashes towards you
>you see that Steel's horn is acting all wonky as well
>is it... glowing?
>the fuck?
>out of the corner of your eye, Celestia's horn is glowing as well
>her wings are jutting out
>as are Jarboe's
>oh shit
>you think you know what's going down
>b-but
>that's only lergund!
>the fabled orgasmicascade
>oh sheeeet dawg
>the pressure is too great
>you're gonna blow
>the dam's bursting, right after it's been repaired
>"A-Anon, I'm c-cah..."
>you grunt, and thrust forward one last time
>splattering the insides of Steel with a few thick ropes of your prime pony propagation paste
>you hear Celestia moan out
>that sexy, throaty moan
>and you hear little sloshing sounds coming from underneath you
>Steel must be going off
>you feel your legs get slightly sprayed with something damp
>and there goes Celestia
>you try and focus your vision on Jarboe and Celestia, but you're going fuzzy
>there's the feeling of electricity in the air, and your horn is vibrating
>it's like a second orgasm up there
>but you can make out Celestia's face getting splashed by Jarboe's chilled pussy juice
>fuck
>you feel like you're going to explode with orgasmic pleasure
>you collapse on top of Steel, breathing heavily
>you're gonna leave yourself in until you soften
>make sure that cum gets nice up in there
>you lick the side of his burning face, and he giggles softly
>you can hear the panting and moaning of Jarobe and Celestia off over to the side
"Th-That was... SO hot..."
>"Mmmnh, you're telling me..."
>you hear hoofbeats coming in from doorway as the three of you lay in your pile of afterglow
>"Sister! We heard you cries and came as soon as we—BY THE STARS WHAT THE FU—"
>you turn your head lazily to look at Luna, who is standing, flabbergasted, watching the four of you on the table
>Oooh shit
>you decide to lie there in your bliss
>fuck it, let Celestia do the talking
>Luna's face is slowly turning purple
>which you assume is her blushing
>"Sister! What is this? Are you consorting with... your guards? AND ONE OF MY OWN?"
>Princess Celestia chuckles
>"Oh, Luna, my dear, don't be so uptight; these guards are dear companions of mine."
>"That threstral is no companion of yours! And look, she doe not even have proper eye protection! Are you toying with me, sister?"
>well
>time to make it up to Jarboe
>you owe her
>first, you spark your horn (with a little difficulty), and tie the bandages around her eyes
>hopefully they haven't been too badly damaged
>secondly, you turn your head to face Luna
>you feel primal fear as she looks at you
>oh fuck
>you have a feeling your balls are going to end up in your mouth
>and that ain't no figure of speech
>but you'll accept this
>you'll do it for Jarboe
>"Look, Princess Luna... I-I dragged Jarboe into this. It's her fault she's with us."
>Princess Luna gives you a stone cold glance
>just before she speaks, the door creaks open
>fuck, how many ponies are going to USE this room today?
>but holy shit
>it's none other than Shield fucking Breaker
>you smile
>today might just be the best day ever
>you give Shield breaker a shit eating grin
>he scowls at you
>and then looks at two of the occupants in the room
>he drops to his knees in a kneel
>your grin evolves into a smirk
"Hello, Shield Breaker."
>"A-Anon."
>he stays in his kneel
>"M-My apologies, Princesses, for not bowing right away
>Celestia chuckles softly while Luna gives Shield an aloof glance
>you slowly slide out of Steel
>you're thinking that maybe you should get leaving now
>after all
>Luna will probably want some alone time with Celestia
>and Steel, too, considering the investigation
"W-We'll just be going. Come on, Steel, Jarboe, let's high tail it..."
>"You will not move."
>Luna's voice is ice cold
>and it's frozen you in place
>fuck, how does she do that?
>freaky sorceress moon shit no doubt
>"We have a great many things to address, and we would like everypony present."
>shit
>with you, all sweaty
>Jarboe, looking like she's going to pass out
>Shield ready to piss himself
>and Steel dripping with cum
>this can only end well
>well, for one of you guys, anyway...
>you drop into a kneel, much like Shield's
"Please, PLEASE oh sweet merciful Luna, spare us three and don't turn us into frozen ice sculptures for the next Grand Galloping Gala!"
>there's a pause from everypony in the room
>Steel gives you a look
>a look that begs so many questions of you
"I-I read it in a magazine."
>"Subject, we do not do such a thing."
"Y-You don't!"
>you smile a hopeful, nervous smile
>"But you have given us quite the idea..."